A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
Hugh Sidey
humor
On Jay Leno
On Humor:
“If you don’t want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.”
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”
“You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.”
On Success:
“If I have one advantage, it’s that I will try to work harder than the next guy.”
On Benjamin Franklin
On Humor:
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
On Attitude:
“Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle.”
Elysian Waters 