On Milton Berle

HUMOR:

“I’m 83, and I feel like a 20-year-old, but unfortunately there’s never one around.”

“I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he’s working.”

“Laughter is an instant vacation.” 

OPTIMISM:

“I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.”