I Love Lucy
Fred Mertz: She said my mother looks like a weasel.
Lucy Ricardo: Ethel, apologize.
Ethel Mertz: I’m sorry your mother looks like a weasel.
On Humor: ”The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
On Success: ”I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.”