I Love Lucy

Fred Mertz: She said my mother looks like a weasel.

Lucy Ricardo: Ethel, apologize.

Ethel Mertz: I’m sorry your mother looks like a weasel.

On Humor:  ”The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

On Success:  ”I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.”