On Humor:

Answer: Big Ben, Joe Namath, and a candidate’s campaign promises. Question: What is a clock, a jock and a crock. 

Some sad news from Australia… the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. 

On Success:

“Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: ‘Are your ready?’