On Jerry Seinfeld

On Humor:

“If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?”

“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”

“When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?”

On Life:

“You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That’s how you know you’re still alive.”

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