Humor: Abraham Lincoln Style

“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.”

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.”

On Jerry Seinfeld

On Humor:

“If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?”

“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”

“When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?”

On Life:

“You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That’s how you know you’re still alive.”