“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
Conan O’Brien
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New Rule: Designers of women’s Halloween costumes must admit that they’re not even trying. They just choose a random profession, like nurse or referee, and put the word “sexy” in front of it, thereby perpetuating the idea of Halloween as a day when normally shy women release their inner sluts and parade around like vixens, and I just completely forgot what I was complaining about.
Bill Maher
“I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.”
Happy Birthday, Johnny! Watch the full documentary ‘Johnny Carson: King of Late Night’ online.
On Phyllis Diller
On Humor:
“The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.”
“My photographs don’t do me justice – they just look like me.”
On Attitude:
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
50 Universal Truths That Will Make You More Successful
These universal “business truths” work for nearly everyone in every business.
Elysian Waters 